100 Days of Shippy Feels // Day Seven “Belle and the Beast”
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter
why is everyone in aladdin hot
my original statement stands
please look up gravity falls in forums created by paranoid conspiracy theorists/soccer moms
I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’
I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings
Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer.
It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me. Lisa: Oh, Dad -- Homer: No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you-- Lisa: Dad, you're babbling. Homer: See? You're still helping me.
Although Homer is an extremely flawed character, what redeems him is the fact that he will always try and do what he thinks is best for his family - usually his madcap schemes start because either he wants to give his kids a better life or a need arises that he can’t provide with the current status quo.
That is why I will always prefer him to characters like Peter Griffin, who is often just fucking cruel to his family and treats them with disdain
sherlock holmes + evading questions (for some reason)
HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS
I started to read that in Crowley’s voice but as I got further on it slowly turned into Thor.
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
in what realm would i need to make pasta for a horse
It’s for when you’re AS HUNGRY AS A HORSE
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
I AM FUCKING HOWLING THIS WAS A REAL RESPONSE KIM KARDASHIAN HERSELF APPROVED SHE PROBABLY WEBT INTO A MEETING WITH THE APP DEVELOPERS AND DISCUSSED RESPONSES AND CHICKEN BUTT MADE THE CUT. CHICKEN.BUTT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS